10 Random Poker Quotes

• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.