10 Random Poker Quotes

• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.