10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..