10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester