10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.