10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.