10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!