10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.