10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)