10 Random Poker Quotes

• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.