10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Welcome to kicker school
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe