10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.