10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine