10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.