10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.