10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --