10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.