10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."