10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery