10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo