10 Random Poker Quotes

• im going to 2 out you to death
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)