10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Poker is for loners.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.