10 Random Poker Quotes

• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "No river, no fish."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves