10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."