10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim