10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• It's Free To Fold...
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."