10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Welcome to kicker school
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.