10 Random Poker Quotes

• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.