10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
if u play for the thrill u are ill
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
"It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
Why not, when some because there are three.
"First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.