10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• "No river, no fish."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com