10 Random Poker Quotes

• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln