10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.