10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT