10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- Poker is for loners.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!