10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'