10 Random Poker Quotes

• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth