10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You can't let it get you down when somebody knocks you out of a tournament playing a hand they shouldn't have played. Without these types of players, nobody would win any amount of money, so sometimes you just have to take your medicine.
- T.J. Cloutier, Championship Omaha
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "No river, no fish."
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer