10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen