10 Random Poker Quotes

• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers