10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!