10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- if u play for the thrill u are ill