10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986