10 Random Poker Quotes

• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• After taking a beat: "How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!" -Phil Hellmuth Jr.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• It's Free To Fold...
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek