10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.