10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• You have to piss with the dick you have