10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• It's Free To Fold...
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Fish don't eat Nutz!