10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Poker is for loners.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A