10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)