10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.