10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."